Ian Wright - It Really Shouldn't Happen To A Footballer. Footballers - more money than the Bank of England, idolised by millions, pop star girlfriends - you'd hate them if they weren't so very, very funny. They may earn more money in a week than most people do in a year but thank god that doesn't stop them falling on their overpaid backsides and making complete fools of themselves. England and Arsenal football legend Ian Wright presents this astonishing collection of the most hilarious and humiliating football moments. This DVD goes to extraordinary lengths to bring together the funniest, stupidest and daftest howlers ever to hit a TV screen. This line up of footballing comedy gold features all time classic clips and bang up to date clangers from the Premiership, FA Cup, England Internationals and League football. Ian Wright It Really Shouldn't Happen To A Footballer is the funniest football collection ever put together - guaranteed to leave you laughing!Queensryche - Live Evolution. Live Evolution isn't a retrospective about a band who have left their mark on music, it is the documentation of a band who are leaving their mark on music. At the Moore Theater, Queensryche brought their past into the present, and gave us hope for the future. Live Evolution is more than dedication, inspiration and musical evolution. Live Evolution is Queensryche... EP/Warning/Rage Suite: NM 156 Roads To Madness The Lady Wore Black London Screaming In Digital Encore: Take Hole Of The Flame Queen Of The Reich Mindcrime Suite: Revolution Calling Suite Sister Mary My Empty Room Eyes Of A Stranger Empire/Promised Land Suite: I Am I Damaged Empire Silent Lucidity Jet City Woman HITNF/Q2K Suite: Hit The Black Breakdown The Right Side Of My Land Recorded Live July 27th And 28th, 2001, Moore Theater, Seattle, Washington.Last Tango In Paris. Penetrate the moody, sensual world of Last Tango in Paris, and prepare yourself for the most controversial film of its era. Nominated for two Academy Awards and exuding a sexual energy unlike any film before or after, this is the scintillating classic that shocked a nation... and altered the face of an art form. He (Brando) is a 45 year old American living in Paris, haunted by his wife's suicide. She (Maria Schneider) is a 20 year old Parisian beauty engaged to a young filmmaker. Though nameless to each other, these tortured souls come together to satisfy their sexual cravings in an apartment as bare as their dark, tragic lives. Caught up in the frenzied beat of a carnal dance they cannot seem to stop, these unlikely lovers take their passion to erotic heights - and depths - beyond anything they could ever have imagined.Mozart - Le Nozze Di Figaro (Harnoncourt, Wiener PO). Le Nozze Di Figaro - Acts 1 - 4: This new, excitingly original production of Mozart's most popular opera was the sensation of the 2006 Salzburg Festival.The Guild 2. In the year of our Lord 1400, our world if experiencing an awakening. With the explosion of commerce and craft the boundaries between the classes are crumbling fast. A clever citizen can now rise to the highest ranks of the nobility - or become richer than the princes through sinister dealings ... Features: - Medieval life simulation with breathtakingly beautifully 3D graphics - Unique mixture of role playing, strategy, and economic elements. - 4 character classes - from righteous tradesman to sinister rogue. - 10 different professions, including alchemist, smith, or robber. - Countless titles, offices and privileges. - Clear and easy-to-use interface. - Comprehensive, easy-to-understand tutorial. - Multi-player mode for up to 8 players via LAN or Internet.Rosas Danst Rosas. Filmmaker and composer Thierry De Mey shot the film Rosas danst Rosas in June 1996 at the RITO School in Leuven (Belgium), a building designed by the architect Henry van de Velde. Rosas danst Rosas, a choreography for four dancers, was created at the Brussels Kaaitheaster Festival in 1983. Four dancers do battle; with each other, with the stage and with the public - a fight to the bitter end - set to the minimalistic music of Peter Vermeersch and Thierry De Mey. Meanwhile, the performance of Rosas danst Rosas has been staged all over the world and is still part of the repertoire of the dance company. The film is not a straightforward recording of the live performance but a cinematographic interpretation of this 'reference' performance. One camera records the dance itself and a second highlights specific details using close-ups and panning camera movements. The way in which the images are edited five the film an extra rhythmical layer. The various casts which have performed this piece over the years illustrate the evolution of the choreographer's interpretation.Little Einsteins - Our Big Huge Adventure. 5...4...3...2...1... Get ready to blast off with Disney's Little Einstein's! Created by Disney and the award-winning Baby Einstein Company, this all-new movie will take your child on a thrilling musical adventure in the real world in order to complete an important mission and learn along the way. In Our Big Huge Adventure, Leo, June, Quincy, Annie, Rocket and your child will blast off on their first whirlwind adventure that will take the team over Niagara Falls, inside a spooky cave in Oklahoma and finally to the amazing butterfly forest in Mexico. As a member of the team, your child will sing, clap, pat, dance and laugh right along with the four Little Einstein's and their musical ship, Rocket, to help complete the mission. Featuring a revolutionary blend of animation, stunning live-action footage, famous works of art and exciting classical music, Little Einstein's will have your child eager to solve the next mission!The 40 Year Old Virgin. THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 40-year old Andy Stizer (Steve Carell) has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job at an electronics superstore, and a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures. But there's just one thing he hasn't gotten around to doing yet...Andy's never, ever had sex - not even by accident. A big deal? Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, they consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation.Worzel Gummidge - Down Under 5. Episodes Include: The Beauty Contest: Aunt Sally enters in a beauty contest. Unknown to Aunt Sally the contest is for dogs!! Bulbous Cauliflower: Worzel is introduced to Bulbous Cauliflower, another scarecrow, who has forgotten his scarecrow duties. The Crowman assigns Worzel the duty of teaching Bulbous.. Weevily Swede: Weevily Swede, one of the Crowman's finer creations returns and competes with Worzel for the affections of Aunt Sally..Mike Oldfield/Tony Palmer - The Space Movie. THE SPACE MOVIE, made in 1979 at the request of NASA to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Neil Armstrong's historic journey, was itself a special achievement. First, NASA and The United States National Archive made all the footage (which is now famous the world around) available for the very first time, including never before seen film of the lunar landscape, life aboard the spacecraft, the Space Shuttle, Mars, Venus and beyond. Even more importantly, NASA released the extraordinary (and scary) soundtracks of all the conversations between the astronauts and ground control in Houston. Second. the film's soundtrack was written, arranged and performed by MIKE OLDFIELD. He used extracts from his ground-breaking symphonic tone-poems such as 'Tubular Bells' and 'Hergest Ridge', including previously unreleased orchestral versions, and wound these in and out of the NASA soundtracks together with new music which was eventually released on the CD 'Incantations'. The result is a unique soundtrack for a unique film.Bee Movie. Are you fly enough? Race, chase, fly and blast your way through an adrenaline-fuelled world of adventure as the witty and courageous Barry B. Benson.WWE - Bad Blood 2003. Sunday, June 15, 2003, Houston, Texas. Old friends settle the score in the most brutal of all matches! Mick Foley is the guest referee, what more is there to say? HELL IN A CELL FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Triple H vs. Kevin Nash with Mick Foley as the guest referee. REDNECK TRIATHLON Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair Goldberg vs. Chris Jericho WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Rob Van Dam & Kane vs. La Resistance INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Christian vs. Booker T WINNER GETS STACY KEIBLER'S MANAGERIAL SERVICES Scott Steiner vs. Test Dudley Boyz vs. Rodney Mack & Christopher NowinskiA Pup Named Scooby Doo - Vol. 2/Looney Tunes All Star. A Pup named Scooby-Doo follows the delightful mystery-solving antics of a frisky pint-sized Scooby-Doo and friends Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred as kids. Investigate 4 Frighteningly Funny Adventures! Shaggy and Scooby hope to win the big prize at the gang's favourite TV game show. But if they can't solve the mystery of the free-floating ghost, it'll be lights out on the set of For Letter or Worse. In the Babysiter from Beyond, Shaggy and Scooby confront the hair-raising bride of Boogedy Bones. At Snowy Mountain Lodge, our heroes meet a grumpy Ice Demon in Snow Place like Home. The Coolsonian Museum is a place where kids can touch anything they want - except the cursed swrd of a 700-year-old samurai warrior. Time for the gang to sharpen their crime solving skills in Now Museum, Now You Don't.Crimes Of The Heart. Crimes of the Heart tells the story of three eccentric southern sisters - Lenny (Diane Keaton), Meg (Jessica Lange) and Babe (Sissy Spacek), whose lives reunite after a long separation. Lenny, the eldest has never married and cares for her ailing grandfather. Meg has had a string of boyfriends and an underwhelming singing career. Babe, the youngest, is fresh out of jail, having shot her husband. Given the family's long history of adultery, scandal and tragedy, including their mother's well-publicized suicide, the reunited siblings have much to talk about!Mr Golf. Take to the green with Jack, Min Min and the other crazy characters in Mr. Golf. Four players can experience the excitement of competition golf, or you can get your teeth into the great training mode and really get on top of your game. Tour and stroke matLive From Baghdad. In 1990, CNN was a 24-hour news network in search of a 24-hour story. They were about to find it in Baghdad. Veteran CNN producer Robert Wiener and his long time producing partner Ingrid Formanek find themselves in Iraq on the eve of war. Up against the big three networks, Weiner and his team are rebels with a cause, willing to task risks to get the biggest stories and - unlike their rivals - take them live at a moment's notice. As Baghdad becomes an inevitable US target, one by one the networks pull out of the city until only the crew from CNN remains. With a full-scale war soon to be launched all around them, and CNN ready to broadcast whatever happens 24 hours a day. Wiener and Formanek are about to risk their lives for the story of a lifetime.Rush Hour/Rush Hour 2 [Box Set]. RUSH HOUR International superstar Jackie Chan is teamed up with funny man Chris Tucker in this explosive, thrill-a-minute adventure, jam-packed with Chan's trademark daring martial arts stunts. Two cops, from very different worlds, must learn to trust each other before they can win a high-stakes battle against a ruthless enemy who threatens to demolish the fragile peace between their countries. RUSH HOUR 2 The fastest hands in the East returns with the biggest mouth in the West in the box office smash Rush Hour 2, the highly-anticipated sequel to the 1998 blockbuster action-comedy that grossed over $250 million worldwide. Chief Inspector Lee of the Royal Hong Kong Police (Jackie Chan) and LAPD detective James Carter (Chris Tucker) arrive in Hong Kong for a vacation. Armed with his Chinese-English dictionary, Carter is looking forward to a much-needed rest and to sampling some of the city's many exotic delights... But Lee, the ever-dedicated policeman, continues with his duties, frustrating Carter. No sooner do they arrive, than they are confronted with the biggest case of their careers, a money smuggling ring that is producing and shipping millions of high-grade counterfeit U.S. $100 bills...WWE Adrenaline Twin Pack - Super Crazy & Psicosis. Show off your fearless fighting moves with this WWE Adrenaline Twin Pack. With the grappling duo, Series 6-APA you can go head to head with a challenger or go tag team against another pair of deadly fighters. Suitable ages 8 years + Features Includes 2 Action Figures with moving parts Character may varySomething's Gotta Give. Harry Sanborn (Jack Nicholson) is a perennial playboy with a libido much younger than his years. During what was to have been a romantic weekend with his latest infatuation, Marin (Amanda Peet), at her mother's Hampton's beach house, Harry develops chest pains. He winds up being reluctantly nursed by Marin's reluctant mother Erica Barry (Diane Keaton), a successful, divorced New York playwright. In the process, Harry develops more heart pangs - but this time the romantic kind - for Erica! However, some habits die hard. When Harry hesitates, his charming thirty-something doctor (Keanu Reeves) starts pursuing Erica and it is Harry who must undergo a true change of heart if he is to win her back. From the director of What Women Want, comes a hilarious comedy with a fantastic star cast, that proves that in matters of the heart, you can expect the unexpected.Darcey Bussell - Pilates For Life. Darcey Bussell is passionate about pilates. It has been a crucial part of her training ever since she became a ballerina and has helped her get back in shape after having children. The programme in this DVD provides the perfect introduction to this fantastic form of exercise. This stunning DVD is split into easy to follow sections including key starter points, a main programme that focuses on all areas of the body and a mini programme. If you have never practised pilates, have just taken up a class or need a refresher, let Darcey guide you through with her trademark grace and finesse. 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